the moonies are up on the mountain
the lunatics have taken over the asylum
waiting on the rapture

singing we're here
to keep your prices down
we'll feed you to the hounds
to the Daily Mail
to get up, together

you made a pig's ear
you made a mistake
paid off security
and got through the gate
you got away with it
but we lie in wait

where's the truth
what's the use
i'm hanging around
lost and found
and with your head in the sand
fat chance, no plan
no regard for human life
you'll keep trying
you've no right
you're fast and loose
you win or lose
you jumped the queue
you're back again
president for life
lord of all
the flies in the sky
the beasts of the earth
the fish in the sea
have lost command

the tides are high
close but no coconut
a split second late
you got away with it
but we lie in wait

there are black birds flying in the lobby
theres a black sea of sticky saudi oil
and the governers/commander in chief are/is
planning their/his escape

you made a pigs ear
you made a mistake
paid off security
and got through the gate -- away with it